Taako Says Stealing Is Bad

Griffin/Dungeon Master: "Yes, with that the box pops open. There's 900 gold inside."

Justin/Taako: "I-We can't take this."

Travis/Magnus: "Nope, totally can!"

Clint/Merle: "I KEEP STARING AT TAAKO. I DON'T BLINK."

Taken from episode 19(...? or is it 18???) of The Adventure Zone, which I am just falling in love with.
Such good children.

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Anyone wishing for more clarification, Taako is the elf, Magnus the human, and Merle the dwarf. I know it's not funny when I have to explain it, but lets just say that Taako has a long history of selfishly hoarding gold and stealing the precious items of others when they're not looking, along with morally improper looting sessions. Merle isn't fond of this for reasons.